① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
8 c; `4 z, l/ ]② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. # ^- }$ P9 E8 I0 m! R- I$ L' Y
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. , S8 K( ?2 x2 P6 x$ B( D) ?
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' y; s! P- M }+ v6 g) _- z
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
: _, o$ i+ o% S⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
/ b' { H0 V- U8 G% i3 R⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ( W# t3 q. I0 N0 h, P! E0 q
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. , `7 v9 o" m2 M6 f
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2 n% m( z/ M$ O⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
1 r# c6 U) U" T' x9 p0 h' f" ?5 n" w4 N! G⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 9 u: R5 f3 ?3 _% w
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
# C) W6 N$ h: ^& N9 n+ E# P⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
- ~+ q. [8 b/ S! @0 ~! x% E0 u& U⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
! |! N3 ]0 |& N% h$ z. b( D. m$ m8 |⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , S& K' U2 x9 w+ Z# K" J: J. F9 |
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ( y1 c! L- z# f0 S, J: o+ h" g% B
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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