① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / b( `7 f ?. @# x
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
" R* ?1 \& U' G4 g" [* ^& `' T③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. h6 X" e3 e6 u9 m8 M2 ~
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. # n. \, }: w4 F: a
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ; i& n5 r5 r3 c! x: t$ [$ R7 j
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ! y( c$ L8 g2 Z; Q
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). . U, r. L& }/ T P% B
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
/ d4 q! v6 G9 }⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
9 g0 [" L- y" L! E5 j⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. . R$ P0 C2 m& e3 a5 g7 m
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. Y ~8 U. I9 S9 {: l' }
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. 8 w" ~. Q# w2 m3 C9 K' W6 }
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 8 S3 e: c+ _7 L, S0 z* p
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
9 a; l4 Y% l7 a6 U⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 b1 \' u4 Z0 ?4 t% w
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
y, f2 O4 ^( }/ F2 R⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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