① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 5 N3 c! a2 a& e7 V. f# f* s9 i
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
' s9 c i; e- ^4 d5 l# w+ x, v③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. % q) ]. r6 [ ?
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 8 h+ R* L1 a: w/ t9 e& |6 ], U
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
# ]& u- b) I0 O% o⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
" C9 V* L C7 b. K/ s, Z) K⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
$ I* M! y2 B; z( z# c" z0 o; K⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
+ f j# O7 Y$ \⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
7 g: h+ P. A" E⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
1 G- g" n Q( C7 g$ X⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. - i6 |! L+ X9 B2 c
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
! ]2 y. |1 n4 i$ {& j# B⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 7 _( z8 E, s, q
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
4 U" M2 s2 A4 [⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- v$ ~# r P# E( Q3 z; Q ~⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
) w& S7 i2 [( l⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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