① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 5 h% q$ _1 R& N
② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 T, o* v: _+ O( E h: H
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " x& }, U+ o0 ]$ W- b( C
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & }: a. L5 o/ E ]( G3 f
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
9 r% U( k* P# I* ?$ d: O⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. % `1 \& F# V( G' s& S6 `
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
+ M* J; C4 C; Q: h⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. / [7 l# m1 ^9 w* A2 G- z
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0 t4 W( ?0 K+ w2 }⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. / R/ S' _! `0 i% S) N& P. Z/ [4 a
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. # V$ i6 J# b) x( f8 ]4 L
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. / D& ~8 F i( o, v
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 9 j8 y5 `2 }% Y0 b9 M: u; A- P/ Z
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. ) }. ]# P& Y: n6 |" Z- t( ~
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 ~7 k& \4 j; _ Y% [4 u. r5 v# |1 b
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 1 M- O- _* ?2 @' W: e% v2 B% e2 }$ g+ I
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. |