① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
$ M5 @6 [6 t. B: V② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 1 t' u. d) l9 n2 {: ]
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " }7 d$ N% W9 h% F! _( J/ i
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. + T8 f7 t3 R7 h i$ ^9 X
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. - |! ~. X5 k4 X6 c2 f" Q: Y
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
) B; A' j% C* }1 s⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
- l. ^9 `: k( m+ ~6 ~: O: r⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
2 G9 q- q% }1 A2 n3 T# g2 J⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
' Q: d$ C- d; f% m: C/ y⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. Q/ Q2 I$ G$ G$ Y5 s2 X) A
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
4 o, O% n0 n n+ S⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
5 t( G' p) t& K5 r( ?⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
$ ]; P- J, a2 O8 Y2 l⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
$ |, m/ K* N7 x0 j⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 c) I1 \: w; |) q7 H M
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 7 Z0 |" p/ n7 @4 J9 J9 ?
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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