① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 9 h+ i& l+ P( f- f6 [
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 8 E' N+ U: {8 U3 d( t% W2 S* \
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
- v @& T7 u9 C0 u w9 `④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 g, H6 [$ g% F* [/ B2 j
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
% S; R c6 o% f; R⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; `1 s$ x3 R5 ]+ _
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 2 F8 {. h: r- F: @$ k
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
1 @$ K! m( e/ Z9 _⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
B5 f* I' k8 @5 G8 f1 A, P6 I⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. : Z" {' ]% h h2 c& \
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
: {- o9 L; {% ?) f# V% U⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
4 Z/ f" J! x+ P⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 4 J0 m& p8 c/ l: v
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
: A7 I8 `3 v7 u, }4 A⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! / S: s( a. ^: G# H7 ~0 }. _2 d
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
$ ^- E( x# S: r8 K0 A⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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