① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
' V# d1 q9 A3 y5 A& E" j- m② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. . Q& @7 O+ R0 y, w0 B
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
7 v5 {1 P# \+ x9 Y7 I3 G3 H3 u④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / ]9 t( I1 X! W/ y
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
2 Z6 }; c O1 ~( Q; C# h% `6 u: [2 A* Y⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
; ~4 M( m5 L6 O, P1 i: j⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
# z m& t: z4 W! i# W* Z⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 5 x& w7 |; S! ^! T/ M! S$ e
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
3 ?* {/ R% x2 X2 O⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 5 ?8 ^+ u2 c+ \ M2 W
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. * i* N" V) c0 @% E" O
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
. B5 i6 W6 L) U# ~# ]' } z2 I⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. . D# T; n( z) b$ q) D9 \
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
, |4 i; r8 U7 y' k5 f* j⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
R7 {2 Y& {5 T& P, L9 ^& R⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
. ^: l- Z) h2 O⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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