① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2 ]$ U5 Y z7 m, M/ T& l. w1 z) i
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0 }" u5 P& d; ]③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
* s2 G7 c3 H, ?! J; O; x! s, S④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
2 a, @4 m7 K X⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
) s$ z7 v5 A1 H! y4 a) ^$ U) {⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. o4 k1 X) u8 a; t/ O- {$ `" y
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 3 s- Q- X. p% r9 V3 M2 o
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. ' W* e# O/ ~- |5 R
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ( Z2 _+ x& G% T0 F' A
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. $ Q+ R+ |* O9 U
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ; V% `7 N& z0 C' {8 ]7 y; y: P" z
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$ R. A* `1 I4 ]$ r7 c2 |⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
. X$ D$ {. O+ |1 b) X⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
6 O+ Z! I5 u9 q: V) p⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
. W0 h E2 a& Z⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 7 h" l% u* A R* S1 S$ d1 W! Z2 _& v) a
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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