① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
" N# R3 J3 y( V. G3 i Q② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0 P0 v( N# e7 W; g5 w* d) Q③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 8 A$ L: u1 y, o, J8 O2 F% F
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3 \1 d8 N6 c1 |& e# A⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
% i" x. Z5 ?( d8 i! ^7 \- }⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 X5 [2 Y' r. D/ ~% x$ N- k4 E" |
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
2 |/ O$ ]+ D2 e+ F+ a: X8 N" G⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
- p% i; p+ e T( y⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
* g$ d) T% F5 D+ ?⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 9 |7 B9 F4 v( a6 P( ~. u" n
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 3 Q4 a5 G# y* D/ a# F( R( I
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
' [& X2 h) N0 [9 [/ }+ x⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 6 [; L! b* N$ K- G
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 0 } {- F& o7 r4 z7 f7 m
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! $ R% K2 W0 R# k5 W. W9 j8 t7 E
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. , [% m: u: ?: j& W; [1 Y1 V2 }
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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