① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
; b# y- N3 S) \8 ~" S② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
% p0 e0 W6 b6 V e③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
$ @5 n5 G0 o/ l1 V" d Q9 W, I④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. " Q, V- [+ P1 @1 T! L1 S5 D z- F
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. + C; u+ A0 N2 P& J3 v& x9 H V
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
: g8 B9 U/ \7 c5 P1 S⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). $ k) H; y" ?! b/ E8 ?2 p+ ]
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 9 S w, @" l: m1 V8 S! U& D
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) M2 y. Z8 I* h5 t
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # @0 n* K) w6 O; @; F
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
1 ] L( p$ ?+ I2 x. l9 e3 d$ K- R8 i3 w⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. * y3 K2 z1 k" ?* h4 W) w
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 2 U3 k l) _2 f. I5 I1 ?8 b
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
) k! A/ i, v0 g& q& j7 c$ D: W# N) M% `⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! " m7 u0 i8 S) J/ |) C- q
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. $ q1 ^0 R7 F) X) h
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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