① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
, X2 e' u; e- Z6 S/ o2 D3 Y0 V② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
# z) _+ c( I6 E: K& C8 q③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
$ P$ \# \3 Y$ q: U" R④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
5 i* `6 }5 N4 n J G. q⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
* J- F2 g- W/ M. w' `. M/ K4 H) ]⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
' s3 D1 Q: Y K- G⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ' S# I8 [8 u9 e2 F7 V1 y% Q' H, R
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
8 z$ [3 Y/ n3 H# r9 H5 ^! y: c3 N⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. " L2 J1 A: W" B% ]
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " y& U( h! t0 v. j0 @2 j8 u
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
% K( a+ z: R) k0 v( V; z; c2 E( @+ U⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. 4 p) P8 |8 [: c! u' _+ t
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. . Z, W8 j d! R% ^# r- t
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 0 s$ i) m/ q3 m0 N! J
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
& N4 s- _& M4 U) {9 e⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 8 Y" B( l6 t$ J: F
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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