① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
/ R: w3 l' M/ f② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. - e& R' B: [, ?% J0 e( X
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. / B+ e# t6 Y- F+ y1 o. ^
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
. s2 K% U% B! a8 ~4 Z1 s1 w⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
* e7 P2 m1 O% e7 \! l7 h' ~$ o. o⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
2 g5 U0 |* |; J: i6 |% a⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ) [* x0 e! f, @, [/ |% O1 [9 Q, W; V0 u
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 9 }1 M o9 h1 F1 k X, l1 N7 X
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
( G1 r% b, B1 v! f% K4 p2 V⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
- T( R# i5 `: W+ G* l/ f0 s⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
6 c' s6 A: M- h) ]7 \⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. # J$ A: P: a" i% w0 s
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 8 L. |( s# q/ D/ g6 L2 {7 ~6 a$ Z$ C
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
1 _1 o8 Y3 O$ \/ g f3 H* a2 Z⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
- C8 B5 |% L# c/ K% Q3 ]⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
O4 K q! @- M2 r& e+ `, j⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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