① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. \. D9 D" |3 Y, a3 C2 M5 p
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 6 |$ ^, X; {, b, u
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
/ r5 j( X2 ^2 ~" f$ H9 b$ _④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 I7 Q* @/ I: X+ U4 N7 U+ C: ^' K
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
0 \6 ]2 c$ r8 M4 L1 S7 d3 r⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
3 v3 B, @7 d( h⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). % ?6 l O* S' f2 P' K `
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 6 \. O& I N( f0 l+ X3 i1 P1 F: _1 Q
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
( r" {2 {) g7 o; ~! p; y# }⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 {6 g7 Y+ w8 D1 w& i, x; N
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
: [, x3 C% N) Z0 x$ y8 l: J⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
8 v4 _8 Z, B. K% @$ j⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
/ F) R4 b8 g1 s- m9 ?' H% {⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. ; @+ W; e( O& w+ @6 A
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ) L- r. |% w m
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 5 r$ ^& A6 d8 W1 |- o
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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