① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' p* R5 \2 h0 W5 q4 E1 o! E
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; _$ T7 |& M0 @
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 0 b$ f4 T/ B }) X5 r1 m& g
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , B# g' V! [7 r& ?+ M! L
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
! \$ o% G5 S4 s S- s⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # q1 ?; f7 @9 o) W. l
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
3 h3 V" A' t6 y9 w( w⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
, L( M( u4 p, e. X3 t* N⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. x( i! c! T i5 q6 l0 D
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ) Q- j/ O2 l0 t" n- C c( v) D+ N* u
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ; }5 P+ ?- P; J1 {) N
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
3 b( h, ^- w9 R/ P0 J3 j⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 5 y8 j7 p# D4 ~: Z* ]7 ?( l% _
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. - j3 M g5 x- y! R/ h+ F& J
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6 k1 c; p K0 V; q( p⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 5 m/ K6 w9 W# C3 H. o5 @: }
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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