① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
- R0 _) f0 {8 D② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; u) ]; O! _( Z4 K2 T6 p
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
3 \% i& M0 v( S# O: K④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 P9 V! [ e3 m# Z8 }
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. / K- \, t3 R9 F
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 8 ~/ t8 q$ q; f& v
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 2 T$ O8 ^% n2 H( o/ M& _
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
7 L" ]2 m- m3 i. T; E5 t⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 1 x$ \: H9 v3 L% \: i( e# P" O4 n
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$ X% ]) f) @! }7 b8 b2 _4 ?⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 6 Y& T! R/ u' D+ [7 l$ w/ c
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. 4 f ?0 j Q. t a/ s! t3 l: }. U4 R
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
/ J# W4 S! y0 A# w7 e⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
' m7 O( z- U# B; ] p( [⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2 P; K) f/ F3 m) P6 [0 `
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ! r, U) u0 b; _5 |) H. ?/ p
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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