① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. m* h5 n) n2 D% S. f/ J# o
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
1 e/ R2 u5 A; u/ A③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
3 n! S6 | o5 N④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
2 v$ B& a) Y% q, B⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
1 K5 ^( |4 O3 s⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
1 l2 h+ w3 L- c⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
4 r7 ?; i% v5 \) z- C5 ?⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
, [. S6 I( K( D! Z( X⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 K" d# q9 W+ p" `
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3 V, X/ t: J; o1 k& p# b
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
X! E; f0 e( \/ N⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
( C" `. H, W, N/ D& t( n, B6 g# \⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
% ~4 d1 X+ [8 L5 o9 p: h; A4 A# t⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
+ H9 P) I- }) e6 @' F; k( r% |9 k⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ' ^6 \5 p# A, t
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
' T+ o2 X7 g, m5 z# K; n⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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