① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) g- R- _) ~" n& {5 X) o- U
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
$ [# {3 T R/ D! o③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Z! y1 M _5 ^( O/ x: V4 z④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 {+ y0 F9 {, L2 N" S* L7 H
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. , L5 r6 ]* R7 T+ c C
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 }2 t& o5 x( b6 E; M
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/ J V0 R7 p* ]' \' _6 {0 `4 L* }, t! j⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
: m9 q9 `+ i; e J⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2 Y1 v- H; r9 M7 z9 E4 t⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
; Y' B* G# O8 L# A2 ^$ R* g⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. : [# j1 A* ]: H2 W* y( m
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. , ^, e$ h4 Z& i+ ?5 h4 x, U: Z
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. & }" {$ O+ k7 D9 j$ p2 q
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 6 L; L2 X0 l+ h8 H. `
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! @% S, a" E: w+ e; ]! \
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. ( z% {4 r+ c7 ` S
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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