① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 9 o J2 F4 d5 |* t( ^4 |. ?* r& U
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
6 u% e1 w4 D, Y9 ~5 l* X R③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 2 q3 {% P4 l9 D+ |1 @
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. c3 [8 }# n$ a' a9 c# \/ @' i' K
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 0 J6 e6 G7 o2 C- h% E2 D4 T; v
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
7 k2 z2 Z: z- X⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
" |" L$ i: Z8 D0 E⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. ! n9 a4 y9 V- Y$ N4 h3 l6 Z8 B
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
% j0 g C. J$ ^- \9 T⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
: l) c: j6 O$ {# H3 l$ M$ R⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
" H2 g* P; g! m; t⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
+ B: i' b( t) m9 p. k8 G3 |- Z$ _⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
' F9 Y# I& f' c, z( j* c3 g& I0 D6 k⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
2 S" Z7 F2 \ F" a* S⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , A$ s4 K, O# X0 {
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
8 S' e0 \9 g. ~, N: s- f⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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