① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 5 v2 z- S2 j6 P8 u' h
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
/ o1 l1 F# Q; k4 n) X' q③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
6 Y$ B% ]) P: ]0 x" T④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
" ?: D) ~% q, a: i% z⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. , B: C; h2 d3 F$ \ `
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * k! `8 r7 F4 X9 `6 @2 A: G
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 2 B% h" _6 X' |+ I) P* y
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. ! r H2 o9 }1 o9 Z1 s1 y+ d
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
4 n$ ?! u1 N+ Y6 m7 _1 T0 l⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
' M9 u" y5 n" H$ O# v" V, y⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
+ s, L& O( |8 a* Y1 M" {⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
( f* i; j/ ^+ ^" R# ^4 ]7 }⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. + B) p4 Y4 W+ T: Z7 `! d
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
5 Q9 c8 r6 ^) \, Z7 S⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
' V7 c4 w( Y+ t) l0 X⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
3 F5 D" B3 Q& [+ a1 e⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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