① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
* k# c: k7 q' a- [② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
: ^& o' t& f# @ c5 m③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 4 D$ b. y5 s1 t% }' H( t& B
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 6 O* J% J }+ r$ u4 S7 D
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. / m; T, f6 R9 y- p% q: ]
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
) p" O$ Q- p! V* j, `9 \4 ]⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
7 z, ] t0 Q- A* k$ `) d ?⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. 4 t+ ^4 c0 P6 j! L1 ^3 H' D
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
& s$ ^ {" g5 r" `3 J" ^1 U! Y⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. + U3 N" n/ _# x+ Q4 y
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. 4 @) C* Y1 y5 h' B
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. 8 j8 I3 |0 r6 h& ^8 ^+ w( H
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 5 L I0 x) \5 x0 `
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
1 ^8 ~5 w6 ^8 a6 s% I6 K* d⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
( A9 w0 `0 p* F8 I( l* e⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
6 \- h# p3 X% K0 a⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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