① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
4 J, t0 n' T- x5 D② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
$ K0 X8 Y: P* V2 r1 B, x* U③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
' x) n7 u# F, `3 F3 n% d' n④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
& K5 {2 h8 B/ x2 ^$ x⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
0 J4 q' u; E/ |# r0 r7 e! h+ u( y⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. - J& y/ N5 z$ S2 N
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
+ D1 k* C- J9 Q⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
: M0 K& W7 m8 S" c) A⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 8 ?, J( N9 T# w; }6 D" _* h
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
' T# K9 e0 j) Z, |- S2 F% H; j- C2 w9 t⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. . o* x& Z5 E7 {# N" `2 t) e
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. & [6 k& ~3 ^& w# X# D
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
, b# L9 F5 w! \7 X w+ z⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. j% T( o/ ?* y
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
% p' t9 W4 Q% w) N! p, g⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
N) M/ I7 G: d; a⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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