① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. , f8 g. F. `3 J: a
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 0 j9 d' q9 V! L( K6 c% A
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
% Y+ E l! L) [④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
' B% I8 H: e b" S% D⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. % B" {- ~/ H7 s* V! ^9 }
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
9 A Q& n3 c4 ]⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
9 C) O& z5 m3 y3 A1 X- S* h! X⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
! a) A% H8 W' {7 X; {9 F⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. : x9 x7 y6 i& g) o2 f6 L) l2 g
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. + E3 H$ g [; D" @
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
" m* G! E0 b! b7 U⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
0 V6 m4 t R4 {% P8 g+ F⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. - [4 Z/ A* P8 G6 }
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. ( T* @5 J4 P% @' E! L* O
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! * s$ d. ~) k1 }: a- M
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. # |! b% h' t+ Z# g0 L6 R
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多. | 
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