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ESL

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

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The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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$ u, R* o$ n0 H: e6 yThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
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God: "Wait a minute."

ESL

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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5 c! \* y( F$ v: I5 o  l: g/ nThe man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

靳京

This is not funny at all. There is neither time and space, nor conception of money in the mind of God. It's only man who always assumes he is smarter than God, which makes himself funny to God.

靳京

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